Dear Diary,                                                                                                                                                 I visited The London Nautical School today in Waterloo, London. The first impression was splendid and I look forward to visiting LNS again.

LNS, a paradise for fugitives. With the five-star rated lunch and the antique, rust invaded cutlery.  Lunch is impeccable, if you’re lucky, you can get a nail clipping ,sticking out of a chip, or some sweat in the soup added to the already unique taste.The toilet always smelling fresh, just like the latest Hugo Boss perfume. The paint is as smooth as can be, and there is no litter at all throughout the school. The one or two bins available are effectively empty, what do you expect when the so very few bins around the school are right next to each other in an unknown corner of the school.